Newflash. Toddlers are wankers. Adorable cuddly little wankers. In the blink of an eye , that little angel of yours mutates into a flailing incoherent monster. A pint-sized monster capable of mass destruction and exhausted parents. The little Jekyl/Hyde thing most toddlers have going on is the cause of a constant eye twitch to a […]Read More Tantrum Shantrum?!
New year, new me…am I right guys?! Man, how do I even start to figure out what the heck my resolutions even be. And, let’s be real have I ever really stuck to them?! I will make 2019 my beotch! Where do I start?! BUNS O’ STEEL: Ok, yes…of course I know and understand the […]Read More Resolution solution 💕
As I started to happily pullout all my Christmas decoration bins, I honestly could not believe what a huge difference a year made. I am talking ..monumental difference. For the past 35 years of my existence, I have thought of myself as a positive easy going gal. In fact, I relished in saying I was […]Read More It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎄
Nothing , and I mean nothing, prepares you for the complete zombie-like state you are in when you have a new baby. I look back to those days and wonder how I even functioned. I could have starred in the Night of the living Dead with those Uncle Fester’s I was sporting. Yikes. As soon […]Read More Holy sleep deprivation, batman!
I loved being pregnant! Well, for the most part anyways. The first trimester was a bit of a doozy. Not too long after we got the confirmation the dreaded morning sickness hit me like a bloody freight train. I definitely know lots of gals who would throw up non stop, I just always had that […]Read More “Lay off me, I’m starving”!
Well, folks after years of obsessing with timing, cycles, the foods I consumed, etc…it was time to consider a different option. It was a time of fear and anticipation for both of us. What if we are told we simply cannot have children. What if it is because of me? I think fear of the […]Read More How would you like your eggs ma’am? Fertilized please.